it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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