she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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