there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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