No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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