quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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