maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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