are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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