Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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