I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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