3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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