Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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