Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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