i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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