Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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