An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I think people are normalizing furries
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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