i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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