Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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