Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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