piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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