Midget sex pt 2 tonight
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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