why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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