so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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