I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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