On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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