8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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