Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
