let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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