Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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