Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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