Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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