No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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