Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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