butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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