Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He passed out mid-signature
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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