It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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