I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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