have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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