I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
This is the high leading the old right now
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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