You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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