After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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