is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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