YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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