dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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