Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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