i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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