Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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