He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Actions speak louder than pants.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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