: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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