Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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