Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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