i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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