We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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