You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
