Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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