This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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