This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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