somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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